I Should Have Bought Ice Cream

April 24th, 2015


Today I left my shopping cart in the check out line and left the grocery store. I do this about 3- or 4-times a year.  OK – I’m not known for my patience – but sometimes they just push me over the edge!

Sometimes it’s a slow cashier whose lips move while she laboriously pushes the register keys.  Sometimes it’s a screaming, psycho-brat who makes makes my vasectomy scars SING.  Most often it’s shoppers who can’t read “Fewer Than 15-Items” – and push carts through with enough items to feed their local National Guard units.

Today it was a mild combination of all of these and I felt my blood pressure rising.  I was doing my prescribed, deep-breathing, relaxation exercises when the cashier’s light started blinking.  This is a visual, distress signal to some clueless, wandering manager who must try to make sense out of a register not accepting a dweeb’s card number – or debating a customer with attitude insisting she saw the store’s advertised price as 11-cents cheaper than the price rung up.

I looked at the few items in my cart, calculated their worth against me popping an aneurysm in line, and walked out the door leaving my cart behind.  Maybe this isn’t the best option – but the alternatives could be much worse.

I’ve left lines before: presentationsunplugged.com

Classic Playboy Centerfolds

April 24th, 2015


Connie Kreski, January 1968

Full collection:  http://classicnudes.tumblr.com/Index

Jack Nicholson – No Slave To Fashion

April 24th, 2015

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Do you dress well?  https://www.google.com/


“Dr. Oz – You Said Coffee Beans …

April 24th, 2015


… would cure my herpes!”

Dr. Oz – controversial healer:  https://www.google.com/

Winter Prison Again Today

April 24th, 2015


Winter Prison

April 23rd, 2015



It snowed here again today.  That sucks. It’s close to the end of April for crissakes!

‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’ (2015) Trailer

April 23rd, 2015

‘The Day The World Ended’ (1956) Trailer

April 23rd, 2015

Great man-plan! Women must bear children ASAP.

Calbuco Volcano Erupts In Chile

April 23rd, 2015

More: https://www.google.com/

Alzheimers Alert

April 23rd, 2015


The Daily News:  “There are 20 Republicans running for President – and Sen. John McCain has no doubt who is the worst. McCain on Wednesday ranked colleague Rand Paul at the bottom of the roster, citing his foreign policy stances.”  Read more:  http://www.nydailynews.com/

McCain has never met a war he didn’t like.  He believes we should invest more military might in Mideast wars regardless of cost.  I question his sanity.  So should you.


McSame embraced the failed Mideast war policy of President W.


He chose Sarah “I-Can-See-Russia-From-My-Kitchen-Window” Palin for his Vice Presidential nominee in 2008.




He’s crazy.  He’s just crazy.