“Movin’ Up” Honey Boo Boo Music Video

October 9th, 2015

I only have “3rd World Cable” (the ABSOLUTE minimum for reception) so I don’t get the pleasure of watching stuff like this.  If you want to watch more Honey Boo Boo , you can go here:  https://www.youtube.com you sad nitwit.

Bad Enough I Have To Sit With This Jerk

October 9th, 2015


Who is Mickey Rourke?  https://www.google.com/

I Refuse To Be A Flying Sardine

October 9th, 2015


My new sunglasses cost about $100. In my life I can’t remember ever paying more than $5-bucks for a pair in a Dollar Store. Why the splurge? Because I paid for them with my United Airlines Frequent Flier miles which I won’t be needing any longer.

I’ve gone to Europe to visit my family for each of the last two years. I was planning to go again this year but then I thought more about it and said no.

It’s NINE hours from New York to Paris in an ass-squishing, 16-1/2-inch seat which tilts backwards only at the risk of pissing off another passenger. Since I always choose aisle seats, I’m treated to the distink pleasure of a crowded parade of asses on their way to and from a disgusting bathroom. I thought I lost my sense of smell years before rehab – but SURPRISE!

Me after my last Paris to New York flight.
Me, after my last Paris to New York flight.

A round-trip in first class costs about 4 or 5-times more than coach. That’s in the $6000-neighborhood from America to Europe. When I traveled for business, my clients often put me in first class and I learned it really wasn’t such a big deal. A little more room, a few free drinks, a warm, wet face towel, and fewer asses. But really? For an additional $4500-bucks? Nooo – not for me.

The airlines are very profitable. Capitalism is supposed to make prices competitive and a better deal for consumers. “Crony-capitalism” is when companies and government regulatory agencies get in bed with each other to squeeze customers for every dime. Guess what’s flying in the unfriendly skies these days?


Feeling squished together now on planes? An idea patented by airlines is the double-deck aircraft; people literally seated on top of each other. Tell me how you like it – I won’t be there.

See my ‘Flying Is For The Birds’  http://www.presentationsunplugged.com/


‘Kidnapped For Christ’ (2014) Trailer

October 9th, 2015

Kidnapped For Christ:  https://www.google.com/



Sorry The Guy Wasn’t A Better Shot

October 8th, 2015

Are You Gay?

October 8th, 2015


When do people first know they’re gay?  (No, it’s not after the first time they make pesto.)   https://www.google.com/

Are You A Coffee Junkie?

October 8th, 2015


Are you reading this with a cup of coffee within easy reach?  JUNKIE!

What’s the first thing a diner waitress says when she sees you?

“Coffee? Right away!”

And you’d better get it ‘right away’, Sugar Lips, because you’ve got a caffeine junkie who is now hurtling through drug withdrawal and trying hard not to snatch up the butter knife and stab the annoying people seated next to him.  Withdrawal symptoms started about 26-hours after your last cup of the legal drug.

As soon as you score your fix, you tear up little packets of white powder plus containers of liquid poison, and quickly mix up the nearly boiling-brew – before pouring it over one of the most sensitive parts of your body. Ouch! It hurts so good – like the needle prick announcement of anticipated joy when a junkie pushes a needle into her vein.  Coffee is America’s Drug of Choice – BY FAR! 50-million caffeine addicts drink an average of 4-cups per day.


I don’t drink coffee but I certainly don’t care what you do.

However, I would care very much if you’re one of those flaming, “respectable” hypocrites who thinks you’re better than the millions of Americans rotting in jail cells because they loved a drug which is different than yours. Your drug is legal and inexpensive. Their drugs are illegal – making them very expensive.

Still, probably we’re all just junkies in the grand scheme of the universe – and it doesn’t need you to judge what’s right or wrong.

Coffee Quotes:  www.google.com/

Your Coffee Stinks!

October 8th, 2015

What’s good coffee?  https://www.google.com/

Romantic Pornography

October 8th, 2015


Most women like some sort of pornography. It’s not necessarily images from magazines nor on the internet nor found in adult shops. It’s rarely anything like mens porn.  Womens porn is softer, more subtle, and yes – sorry guys – often romantic.  Rarely does it have animals, extras, dildos, or ropes and chains.

This woman’s site has put up dozens of sexually-oriented pictures and asked women to click on those they like.  Those numbers are lightly flashed on the photos to give you an idea of how many women like each one. But remember, all the votes may not be just women – there’s really no way to tell.

It’s not scientific nor surprising but it’s a good reminder for men that their best fantasies may best be left in their heads.


‘The Walk’ (2015) Trailer

October 8th, 2015

The Walk:  https://www.youtube.com/