Strange Milkshakes

October 25th, 2014

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Warning: Not ‘Bout Milkshakes

“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they’re like, it’s better than yours
Damn right it’s better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge.”

I guessed this song was about hooking but I couldn’t figure out the “milkshake” reference.

A young friend of mine kind of rolled her eyes and explained that guys have a “milkish” fluid that women can “shake” out of them.  Oh.  Hot Kelis would teach other women what makes her so hot – but she’d have to charge them (probably because she’d lose customers).

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TV-Quarterback

October 25th, 2014

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A National Football League game is some sports action crammed between television commercials. Clearly the advertising is the MVP because it’s the lifeblood of the sport – it pays for just about everthing. A television director with a list of commercials watches the game from a booth high above the stadium. He’s trying to unobtrusively stop the action between downs to fit in the advertising spots.  When he decides the time is right, he calls to a guy (like the one pictured above) who waves his orange-gloved hands to the referees.  Whistles are blown and then the players stand around for 2-or-3 minutes with their thumbs up their playbooks.

Everyone in the stadium knows the game is stopped – and why. Those of us watching the game at home then just see car and beer commericals on our screens.

Who’s the orange-glove guy on the sidelines at NFL games?  https://www.google.com/

But…But…Butt Chugging?

October 25th, 2014

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Have you ever had an alcohol enema? I never even HEARD of an alcohol enema until a year or two ago when I read about a University of Tennessee fraternity which employed the practice – also called “butt chugging’ – as a drinking ritual.

It’s seems the boys insert “rubber tubing into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol greatly heightening its level and speed entering the bloodstream bypassing the liver.” They do this to each other.  Are Judy Garland songs playing in the background? Hmmmm.

Police were called when one of the guys was dumped at a hospital with a blood alcohol level over 0.4 percent, five times the legal limit for driving, and pretty close to “Game Over Player 1.”  The 20-year student was “extremely intoxicated and showed signs of physical and possible sexual assault,” the police report says. When they entered the fraternity, police found large amounts of alcohol, tubes, funnels – and frat guys passed out all over the place. Shocked University officials immediately closed the fraternity for an investigation.

I can’t imagine Tennessee is the only college in the country which plays anal drinking games. If I was a parent checking out schools for my kid, I’d make a special stop at the bookstore. If the shelves were stocked with huge collections of plastic tubes and funnels, I’d probably skip to the next college on the list.

Legally drunk limit:  https://www.google.com/

The Original Singing Nun (1963)

October 24th, 2014

Boring! Get to the next post.

And Madonna Wept

October 24th, 2014

Famous Italian Chef Dies

October 24th, 2014

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http://www.everybodylovesitalian.us/

(Thanks Stephano)

Told You They Were All Lunatics

October 24th, 2014

At the height of the “Cold War” in the 1950′s, the U.S. military explored the idea of detonating an atomic bomb on the moon in an effort to intimidate Russia. Physicist Leonard Reiffel, who later became a deputy director of NASA, and even famed astronomer Carl Sagan were involved in top secret’ “Project A119.”

This was about the time in American history when the CIA was studying the effects of LSD on unsuspecting military personnel and was also trying to develop a “Mancherian Candidate” to assassinate foreign leaders.

Project A119 never got much further than the “Hey!-I’ve-Got-A-Great-Idea!” stage. It was questionable if we had a rocket powerful enough to carry the heavy payload. And if we even hit the moon, would anyone notice the microscopic, firefly-like light? Of course it would also be inconvenient if the rocket sputtered and wiped out Los Angeles and San Diego.

When it comes to nuclear pyrotechnics for visual aid purposes, it’s probably best just to leave them in the silos

Project A119:  https://www.google.com/

Porn Star Myths Blown

October 24th, 2014
Porn star, Anita Mann

Porn star, Anita Mann

You probably think female porn stars are exploited women who’ve been sexually abused as children, have very low self-esteem, and are psychological mental cases. You’re wrong.

A report published in the Journal of Sex Research, one of the world’s most respected sources for scientific studies in human sexuality, said women in the adult entertainment industry are not likely to have any more psychological problems than other women.  The report stated,

“In terms of psychological characteristics, porn actresses had higher levels of self-esteem, positive feelings, social support, sexual satisfaction and spirituality compared to the matched group.”

This summary just reaffirms the conclusions of previous studies by different sources. But that’s not going to affect your opinion, is it?   Most human beings do not allow facts, research, or logic to interfere with what they believe.

If you know of a research study that contradicts this conclusion, please send it to me at the e-dress above.  I’ll be happy to publish it.  If you don’t, you are now intellectually stuck with an uncomfortable piece of truth.

Porn stars:  https://www.google.com/

‘How To Stuff A Wild Bikini’ (1965) Trailer

October 23rd, 2014

“An abysmal little wet fart of a movie.”  Stephen King

Thinking Of Canada Today

October 23rd, 2014

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Canada terror attack updates: https://www.google.com/